Now it's Khan versus Khan in cricket too! As Shah Rukh Khan launched his IPL team Kolkata Knight Riders on Tuesday, it was learnt that Indian Cricket League team Lahore Badshahs will be taken over by his Bollywood rival Aamir.
BAAZIGAR MAIN BAAZIGAR---
(To be sung to the tune of Baazigar Main Baazigar--- in Kumar Sanu’s nasal style!)
Baazigar main Baazigar, Cricketeer ka hoon main marketeer
O--- Top batsmen-ko kharida, Kuch bowlers-ko bhi kheencha
Ban gaya Kolkatta-ka King Knightrider!
Baazigar main Baazigar-----
Chak-de Chak-de karte, Cricket-ka chakkar chalaaya
Achhe achhe sportsmen-ko, bhains aur bakri banaaya
O----Maine Saurav-ko ghasita, Ricky Pointing-ko lapeta
Aur mutti-mein mere aaya Shoaib Akhtar!
Baazigar main Baazigar, Cricketeer ka hoon main marketeer
O---Maine paisa aisa phenka
Thaili bharke Team sameta
Jaise bhaji lete hain bazaar-par
Baazigar main baazigar------
Filmon-ka hoon Baadshah main, par IPL jaisa kahaan
Pepsi bhi becha hai maine, phir bhi itna paisa kahaan
O---Khel aisa maine khela, Khiladiyon-ki mandi khola
Karodomein kheloon ab main saal-bar!
Baazigar main baazigar------
Acting-mein humko bhi aksar, Aamir-ne neecha kiya hai
Auction-mein dekh-kar lekin, mera-hi peecha kiya hai,
O---Kya Ambani aur Kya Mallya
Humse badhkar koi hai kya
Mera naam hi hai har akhbaar-par!
Baazigar main Baazigar, Cricketeer ka hoon main marketeer!
by S.V.Nathan.
P.S: Just in case, this somehow happens to get the attention of Shahrukh!-----
‘No personal offence meant! This is just for some fun for dear Sulekha-ites’!
Shahrukh as ‘Baazigar’
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