'Cheerleaders-se nazar nahin hat-ti'! - A parody
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Cheerleaders are distracting: Afridi
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Indo-Asian News Service
Thursday, April 24, 2008 (Hyderabad) |
Cheerleaders during Indian Premier League (IPL) matches may have added glitz and glamour to the cricket but Pakistan's Shahid Afridi is not amused.
The explosive hitter wants IPL organisers to remove the cheerleaders. "The girls in skimpy dresses should be removed from the ground as this is distracting the batsman," he told newsmen on Wednesday.
"Cricket itself is an entertainment. It does not require such cheerleaders to entertain," said Afridi, who played his first IPL match at Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium here last night.
Afridi could score only two runs as his team Deccan Chargers lost to Delhi Daredevils by nine wickets. This was his team's second defeat in a row. Afridi had missed his team's first match against Kolkata Knight Riders on Sunday.
Two teams of cheerleaders were standing on specially erected platforms on either side of the ground, dancing to every run scored by Deccan Chargers' batsmen. They were also seen dancing to the hit Hindi film numbers.
The explosive hitter wants IPL organisers to remove the cheerleaders. "The girls in skimpy dresses should be removed from the ground as this is distracting the batsman," he told newsmen on Wednesday.
"Cricket itself is an entertainment. It does not require such cheerleaders to entertain," said Afridi, who played his first IPL match at Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium here last night.
Afridi could score only two runs as his team Deccan Chargers lost to Delhi Daredevils by nine wickets. This was his team's second defeat in a row. Afridi had missed his team's first match against Kolkata Knight Riders on Sunday.
Two teams of cheerleaders were standing on specially erected platforms on either side of the ground, dancing to every run scored by Deccan Chargers' batsmen. They were also seen dancing to the hit Hindi film numbers.
'Cheerleaders-se nazar nahin hat-ti'- A parody (‘A’ - certified !)
(To be sung to the tune of ‘Tere chehre-se nazar nahin hat-ti---‘ from ‘Kabhi Kabhie’)
Cheerleaders-se---- Cheerleaders-se nazar nahin hat-ti
Cricket-ko koi kya dekhe!
Cheap dancing-se----Cheap dancing-se concentration ghat-ti
Khiladi koi kya khele!
Nangon-ka (er----sorry,sorry!) Rangon-ka jalwa hai
Skirts dekho short hain!
Chhote-se ‘pants’ hain yeh
Aur woh bhi ‘hot’ hain!
La, la la, la la, la-- la la
Rangon-ka---(repeat)
Lage titiliating---lage titiliating, Sports Channel itne
Late-night-ko movie kaun dekhe!
Cheerleaders-se---- Cheerleaders-se nazar nahin hat-ti
Cricket-ko koi kya dekhe!
Filmy tamasha hai, bas, TRP-hi ‘goal’ hai
Nautanki zyaada aur asli game gol hai!
La, la la, la la, la-- la la
Filmy tamasha---(repeat)
Pade kadmon-pe—pade kadmon-pe, business-waalon-ke
Cricket-ko koi kya dekhe!
Cheerleaders-se---- Cheerleaders-se nazar nahin hat-ti
Cricket-ko koi kya dekhe!
Cricket-ko koi kya dekhe!
(With due apologies to Sahir’ Saab's soul and Khayyam Saab!)
S.V.Nathan.
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