Stars are turning bloggers! Tough competition for us sulekha-ites!
It is interesting to have a look what they talk about! I couldn’t help parodying a few lines from their own songs as my sincere comments!
Note:
All news clippings are in italics.
My comments are straight (if not bold!)
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Shah Rukh Khan licks my feet: Aamir
Wednesday, May 14, 2008:
Aamir, who has got some time off from his busy schedule after being hurt on the sets of Ghajini seems to be enjoying his vacation pretty well by writing blogs.
In his latest blog Bollywood's Mr Perfect has taken a dig at SRK. The very mention of "Shah Rukh is licking my feet and I am feeding him biscuits every now and then. What more can I ask for?" will read offensive. But Aamir is quick to clarify that it is his dog who has been named Shah Rukh Khan.

Comment:
I guess they would have had a conversation later, something like this:
SRK: ‘Ai--- Kya bola tu?
AK : ‘Ai ---Kya main bola?’
SRK: ‘Sun’
AK : ‘Suna’
SRK: ‘Kutta kyun mujhko bola?’
AK : ‘Kya karoon? Shah Rukh hai kutta mera!
Both : Bloggenge, Media-mein ladhenge, Publicity cash karenge, Aur kya?!’
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Amitabh Bachchan is enjoying his blogging experience and "the ugly abuses, the healthy criticism" that come along with it. The Bollywood icon has clarified that his remarks about Shah Rukh Khan's quiz show on his blog were misinterpreted by the media and he has apologised to the actor since then.
Sunday, May 18, 2008: (Mumbai):

Comment:
‘Big B’ is also an active blogger now-a-days in bigadda.com, where he, for a change, candidly airs his views against his detractors. Few of his targets so far: Shatrughan Sinha, Health minister Ramadoss, SRK etc. But AB is graceful enough to offer a suitable clarification or apology in the subsequent blog!
Is baat-par ek 'sher' arz hai:
‘Main pal do pal-ka blogger hoon
Har blog-mein meri kahaani hai
Har blog-mein meri ‘biting’ hai
Agli blog-mein meri safaai hai
Main pal do pal-ka blogger hoon!
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Press Trust of India
Tuesday, April 8, 2008 (Mumbai)
Actor Sanjay Dutt and his friend Manyata told a court in Mumbai that they are not legally married, giving a dramatic twist to the case relating to the couple's marital status.
Challenging the allegations of bigamy levelled by Manyata's first husband Meraj Rehman, an undertrial, the couple has claimed there was no material to show the validity of their marriage in the eyes of law.
In an application filed before the Sessions Court on Monday challenging the order of issuance of process against the two, Dutt and Manyata have stated that their reported marriage in Goa is a nullity.

Comment:
Poor Sanjay Dutt is at the receiving end of a bite! He has been bitten by the matrimonial bug.
Let’s hope, he will also soon join the bandwagon of star-bloggers and explain to the world his exact marital status! (that is, if he himself has understood!).
As for now, it could be a confused Dutt singing:
‘Married nahin, 'De-married' hoon main!
Maloom nahin kaun Manyata-ka hoon main
Main bhi bhala karta hi kya?
Matrimony-ka bas maara hoon main!’
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(Strictly for Adults only!)
Emraan Hashmi: I'm not a serial kisser
"Just having one or two scenes does not really make you a serial kisser but unfortunately that's how it is," says Emraan adding that as long as his audience is fine with it.
Comment:
Finally a look at the actor, who gets all those literally ‘biting’ meaty roles on screen. It looks like he is tired of his image, a 'bit hurt’ and retired. He desperately wants different roles, but his ‘lips are sealed’!
Few ‘dard-bhara’ lines that could escape from Mr. Emran Kissmi, sorry, Hashmi’s lips, that is, if they are not otherwise occupied!!
‘Soojhe honth mere!
Cut laga hai bura!
Lage acid-sa---a—a
Haai, yeh lips mera!
Abhi chod do mujhe!
Naya kuch role de mujhe!
Phir scene aisa
Nahin dena mujhe!
Na—-na—na--na!
Ho--O--Ouch!--Na---na—na--na!’
That's all for now!
Bow!--Grrrr!--Wow!
S.V.Nathan.

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