News Item:
Australian captain Ricky Ponting took a dig at Harbhajan Singh, saying the off-spinner has been "unmasked" by his attack on teammate Sreesanth.
Harbhajan slapped Kings XI Punjab pacer Sreesanth after his team Mumbai Indians lost in the Indian Premier League (IPL). Harbhajan was banned from playing in the IPL this season and the Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) is also conducting a separate inquiry into the incident.
Ponting insisted that he wants to look forward after the acrimonious series against India, but he remained incredulous at how Harbhajan got off with just a "slap on the wrist" even after being charged with racially abusing Andrew Symonds as a "monkey".
After allegedly making a racial slur against Symonds, Harbhajan was initially suspended for three Tests. But after India threatened to boycott its tour, the off-spinner was cleared and received a 50 per cent match-fee fine on a lesser charge.
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Foreword:
OK, OK! I know this one is little belated. 'Bajji' has been in news for so long. So der-se-hi sahi, let us give his due acknowledgement! So here goes:
'Harbhajan apna hai awaara---', A parody!
Harbhajan apna hai awaara
Na jaane kisko maarega!
Umpire-ne bhulaya, Bahut samjhhaya
'Sledging buraa hai bhaiyya, Suno to kisika!'
Bahut bighda hai bechaara
Na jaane kisko maarega!
Jahan-pe lagi baazi, bus bhid gaya 'Bajji'
Cricket hai ya Kushti, yehi-na samjha!
Bada 'Danger' hai yeh chora,
Na jaane kisko maarega!
Jahan-bhi khele 'Bajji', Kiya hai maara-maari
Aussie-ko kaha 'Monkey', Apnon-ko rulaaya!
Jidhar pahunchaa, Udhar pangaa
Na jaane kisko maarega!
Lagaaya thappad bhaari
Bajaake bola 'Sorry'!
Chali lambi enquiry
Kya hoga uska!
Jurmaana bharke niklega
Na jaane kisko maarega!
Harbhajan apna hai awaara
Na jaane kisko maarega!
Let us also give a bit of consolation for Sreesanth:
'Kaun maara mere kaan-ke neeche'!
'Na Beta Na! Achhe bachhe rote nahin! Bajji Uncle-ne aapko wohi diya jo aap bahut logonse maangte the! Ab to hanso!
P.S: I have 'dared' to sing my parody in my own voice.
If you 'dare' to listen, you may do so!
S.V.Nathan.
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